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Reblogged from crocsy

sitsinchairs:

crocsy:

Sexting

Straight couples are fucking weird.

(via fabu-fag)

Reblogged from clater

ryperbole:

clater:

occasionally the gay blogger will taste his own cum

quality control

(via fabu-fag)

Reblogged from auxiliaryanimorphs

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

(Source: auxiliaryanimorphs, via sorry)

Reblogged from tastefullyoffensive

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

(via openyourvision)

Reblogged from lizziemcganja

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

image

image

(via tyleroakley)

Reblogged from kee-yaw-nah

(Source: kee-yaw-nah, via skeetfighter)

Reblogged from shutupaubrey

shutupaubrey:

I’m so glad flappy bird ended before there was legitimate merchandise made like angry birds

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)

Reblogged from iraffiruse
poodlepunk:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

why couldnt you let us believe in the boner wave

poodlepunk:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

People with penises get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

why couldnt you let us believe in the boner wave

(Source: iraffiruse, via fabu-fag)

Reblogged from barakatwbu

send me letters

  • A. WHY MY LAST RELATIONSHIP ENDED.
  • B. FAVORITE BAND.
  • C. WHO I LIKE AND WHY I LIKE THEM.
  • D. HARDEST THING I’VE EVER BEEN THROUGH.
  • E. MY BEST FRIEND.
  • F. MY FAVORITE MOVIE.
  • G. SEXUAL ORIENTATION.
  • H. DO I SMOKE/DRINK?
  • I. HAVE ANY TATTOOS OR PIERCINGS?
  • J. WHAT I WANT TO BE WHEN I GET OLDER.
  • K. RELATIONSHIP WITH MY PARENTS.
  • L. ONE OF MY INSECURITIES.
  • M. VIRGIN OR NOT?
  • N. FAVOURITE PLACE TO SHOP AT?
  • O. MY EYE COLOUR.
  • P. WHY I HATE SCHOOL.
  • Q. RELATIONSHIP STATUS AS OF RIGHT NOW.
  • R. FAVOURITE SONG AT THE MOMENT.
  • S. A RANDOM FACT ABOUT MYSELF.
  • T. AGE I GET MISTAKEN FOR.
  • U. WHERE I WANT TO BE RIGHT NOW.
  • V. LAST TIME I CRIED.
  • W. CONCERTS I’VE BEEN TO.
  • X. WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF (…)?
  • Y. DO YOU WANT TO GO TO COLLEGE.
  • Z. HOW ARE YOU
Reblogged from foodfinisher